Saturday, September 8, 2012

Christians and Anal-Animal SEX!



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Hit up the link, I dare ya.  Then, answer me this:  Why do Christians like having sex with animals SO much that they are hoping Liberals legalize it?

The whole argument that gay marriage is the same as say, fucking a duck in the ass, is facile at best.  The two are no where near the same thing, as intraspecific marriage has been going on since men began making it acceptable to enslave and sell women by claiming they are property. Read the Bible, especially the OT.  Women, you are nothing to Christian, Jewish, or Muslim men other than property.  They want to keep it that way, why else would they endorse marriage between two people they consider unequal when two people who are equal in station could marry just as well?  Because they would consider it unethical to enslave a man they were in love with, probably?  Because a man literally cannot be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?

Sheesh, let the LGBT community experience marriage in all it's glory.  I mean, putting up with the same crap from someone for years on end, that's AWESOME, right?  Divorce, you Christians are pretty experienced with that(even though Jesus Christ specifically said it was wrong, and gave very few, if any, mitigating circumstances) right?  Why deny Gays that?  And what happens when a child raised in a Gay home decides to be straight?  Oh, wait, an LGBT household would be okay with it because they are less prone to be judgmental ass-hats.

Bottom line is this:  Once again Conservatives and Bible-thumpers are attempting to completely stem the social and, vicariously, technological advancement of our species.  Over the last hundred years or so, we have experienced an unprecedented amount of advancement as a species, and the religious powers that be are attempting to quell the flood of people leaning away from their control.  Again.

Can we, the more logical members of society, survive the persecution of the religious?  Even as they attempt to pull the "we are so picked upon" card?


I hope that liberals legalize gay marriage so the Religious Right can start having sex with animals.

P.S. If you Religious assholes would just worry about yourselves and let everyone else live their own lives, maybe the world would give a shit about the tens-of-thousands of Christians killed yearly around the world for being Christian.  I know it is hypocritical for me to say so, but when you start giving a shit about everyone else's views, maybe we will give a shit about you.  And why do you guys(Christians in the USA) automatically imagine having sex with animals when the question of equality for everyone comes up, anyway?  That's just fucking sick.

Oh, yeah, btw, Spartans, and Greece as a whole, were very open sexually.  Any of you pussy-assed Bible thumpers feel like asking god for a time machine so you can call a Spartan a fag?

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