An American's plea to the world

WHAT DOES THE WORLD NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS? If no one has noticed, let me say it: borders are generally meaningless with the massive amounts of communications going on through basic daily correspondence, online gaming, and various other activities that have brought the world together. If the USA is spying on its citizens, IT IS SPYING ON THE ENTIRE WORLD. EU, Africa, CHINA, INDIA, and even the Aussies. None of you are safe from BIG BROTHER'S(re: The US Government's) all seeing eye unless THE ENTIRE PLANET HELPS THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY STOP THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT FROM SPYING. The world knows this is not right, even obscene in some cases, but our own government does not. Since they obviously do not listen to the citizens of their own country, WILL THE REST OF THE WORLD HELP US OUT A BIT? Maybe sanctions? Anything?

I posted this comment to an article in the Huffington post about the EU getting their panties in a bunch over the USA spying on them.  Strange how the world so soon forgets what happens to a country that believes its ego over reality.  It happened to Britain("The Sun never sets on the British Empire"), Germany(The Third Reich), all the way back to Pax Romana.  Except none of them had the planet's communication grid in such a tight grip.  The United States presents an unprecedented threat to the entire planet, at least those countries that refuse to bend to the will of the United Soviet States of America.  "The Greatest Country in the World."

And before you idiots say, "Well, hm-hm, we aint no soviets.  We don't live in Russia," soviet is Russian for council, and this country is without a doubt ruled by its councils- namely the Senate and the House- and our country is no less hell bent on a form of world domination than the former USSR, decimated Nazi Germany or the decaying British Empire.  In our country, "politically correct" is code for newspeak.  "NSA" is code for Big Brother.  
So, remember this, the indoctrination that millions of children in the USA are forced to say every morning: pledge of allegience.  Children are being brainwashed into believing that being watched, tracked, and corralled by the government is freedom.  They are being brainwashed that a fairy-tale being called "god" is watching over our nation.  They are being forced to believe that what is happening to our people is just.  To the rest of the world, THIS IS WHAT FUTURE PRESIDENTS, OBAMA, BUSH, CLINTON, the other BUSH, (well, you get the drift) HAVE PLANNED FOR YOU UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.  Our populace has entered that area of historical significance where our opinion no longer matters, indeed, is no longer allowed unless it is in line with what the government has decreed is correct and true.  Help us.  You all know what's coming.  If you don't, read 1984, by George Orwell.

He-heh, someone just remarked on my opinion that I am earning a trip to Gitmo.  Cuba, here I come.

Christians and Anal-Animal SEX!

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Hit up the link, I dare ya.  Then, answer me this:  Why do Christians like having sex with animals SO much that they are hoping Liberals legalize it?

The whole argument that gay marriage is the same as say, fucking a duck in the ass, is facile at best.  The two are no where near the same thing, as intraspecific marriage has been going on since men began making it acceptable to enslave and sell women by claiming they are property. Read the Bible, especially the OT.  Women, you are nothing to Christian, Jewish, or Muslim men other than property.  They want to keep it that way, why else would they endorse marriage between two people they consider unequal when two people who are equal in station could marry just as well?  Because they would consider it unethical to enslave a man they were in love with, probably?  Because a man literally cannot be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?

Sheesh, let the LGBT community experience marriage in all it's glory.  I mean, putting up with the same crap from someone for years on end, that's AWESOME, right?  Divorce, you Christians are pretty experienced with that(even though Jesus Christ specifically said it was wrong, and gave very few, if any, mitigating circumstances) right?  Why deny Gays that?  And what happens when a child raised in a Gay home decides to be straight?  Oh, wait, an LGBT household would be okay with it because they are less prone to be judgmental ass-hats.

Bottom line is this:  Once again Conservatives and Bible-thumpers are attempting to completely stem the social and, vicariously, technological advancement of our species.  Over the last hundred years or so, we have experienced an unprecedented amount of advancement as a species, and the religious powers that be are attempting to quell the flood of people leaning away from their control.  Again.

Can we, the more logical members of society, survive the persecution of the religious?  Even as they attempt to pull the "we are so picked upon" card?

I hope that liberals legalize gay marriage so the Religious Right can start having sex with animals.

P.S. If you Religious assholes would just worry about yourselves and let everyone else live their own lives, maybe the world would give a shit about the tens-of-thousands of Christians killed yearly around the world for being Christian.  I know it is hypocritical for me to say so, but when you start giving a shit about everyone else's views, maybe we will give a shit about you.  And why do you guys(Christians in the USA) automatically imagine having sex with animals when the question of equality for everyone comes up, anyway?  That's just fucking sick.

Oh, yeah, btw, Spartans, and Greece as a whole, were very open sexually.  Any of you pussy-assed Bible thumpers feel like asking god for a time machine so you can call a Spartan a fag?